Here, have some Colonel. Go on, tell me it's a lie, I dare you. I won't listen to you anyways. And he's pretty when he's angry and when he emos. He should always come to bed angry or emo.
Ahhhhh, the stare of doom. How it is sexy. To go back to our previous discussion, Roy's hotness when enraged gives Ed absolutely no incentive to drop any of his annoying domestic habits.
Roy: I just... I just thought I was setting a good example.
Ed: Don't... don't look like that. You were, you ARE, it's me. It's always been me.
Roy: *rubs the bridge of his nose* I thought that if I showed you that men can keep things neat, that somehow you'd catch on. I guess it was wishful thinking, thinking somehow you'd have the slightest bit of admiration for my efforts.
Ed: I DO! I swear I do. Please, don't look at me like that. You know, it's just... well you're intimidating. You're so good at everything. I feel like maybe I won't be good enough.
Roy: *wounded eyes* That was never my intention. I've managed to fail you somehow. Maybe it was my own ego, getting in the way. Look, I'll take care of it. You're to amazing to feel like you're in anyones shadow.
Ed: Will you stop? I can't slit both wrists! One is metal!
WHY ISN'T HE MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kyaaaaa I feel like I just got alot of fanservice, Now all that is left is MORE OLIVIA AND IZUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2010-04-25 04:18 pm (UTC)Ed: Don't... don't look like that. You were, you ARE, it's me. It's always been me.
Roy: *rubs the bridge of his nose* I thought that if I showed you that men can keep things neat, that somehow you'd catch on. I guess it was wishful thinking, thinking somehow you'd have the slightest bit of admiration for my efforts.
Ed: I DO! I swear I do. Please, don't look at me like that. You know, it's just... well you're intimidating. You're so good at everything. I feel like maybe I won't be good enough.
Roy: *wounded eyes* That was never my intention. I've managed to fail you somehow. Maybe it was my own ego, getting in the way. Look, I'll take care of it. You're to amazing to feel like you're in anyones shadow.
Ed: Will you stop? I can't slit both wrists! One is metal!
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Date: 2010-04-25 04:11 pm (UTC)Ed: I don't know, I forget. You say it to much for me to keep count.
Roy: I'll say it once again... Lift. The. Toliet. Seat.
Ed: *feeling warm, tugs at his collar, wishes his pants were looser in the crotch* And... if I don't?
Roy: I'll devise an appropriate punishment.
Ed: Would it involve me naked and you putting me in my place? I could go pee on the toilet seat right now.
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Date: 2010-04-25 04:15 pm (UTC)*more annoying pom pom waving*
*and I am now Roy saying Lift. The. Toilet. Seat. in that screencap up top XD*
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Date: 2010-04-25 04:33 pm (UTC)*moar annoying pom poms*
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Date: 2010-04-25 04:59 pm (UTC)Roy: That's one strike.
Ed: I left the door open and the neighbor's cat got in and pissed on the hall rug.
Roy: That's two strikes.
Ed: Uh, I uh... I...
Roy: You're slipping Fullmetal.
Ed: No! I'll think of something, give me a minute!
Roy: Did you use all the toilet paper and not replace the roll.
Ed: .... be right back!
Roy: I'm only enabling your bad behavior! *calls after him* I wish you didn't have that spanking fetish! I wish it didn't make me so hot!
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Date: 2010-05-02 07:09 am (UTC)(Umm, too lazy to look up where, but I came in via an FMA comm.)
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Date: 2010-04-25 03:46 pm (UTC)I just want to know how much Ed/Roy hotness to look forword too.
:)Thankz.
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Date: 2010-04-25 10:43 pm (UTC)I'll take the colonel any day!!
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