WHY AM I NOT THERE?! I WANT TO BE THERE NOW! WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS HERE AND NOW?!
LOOK WHAT cryogenia FOUND FOR ME! HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE TO FEDEX HIM?! THE ED CAN COME WITH HIM, TOO, IF HE WANTS! WHY CAN'T I BE THERE?! WHY CAN'T MY CAMERA BE THERE AND WHY AREN'T THERE PICTURES OF HIM RUNNING FROM ME?! WHY SAKURACON, WHY?! DO YOU THINK HE'D OBJECT, LIKE OVERLY, IF I FLEW OUT THERE TONIGHT AND LIKE, KIDNAPPED HIM?! I PROMISE TO TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF HIM ;;_;; *WEEPS PITIOUSLY* I AM THE BIGGEST LING FAN ON THE FUCKING PLANET! YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?! I KNOW THAT! WHY IS HE THERE AND I AM HERE?! *SOBS*