My Life in Fandom

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[enemytosleep]

Come here, Roy. *holds arms out for a hug*

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Watch it, Roy. Her hugs have a tendency to head south.

[enemytosleep]

I bet he's into that.

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

You better hope he's into that, or you'll be drawing your eyebrows on with a sharpie for the next couple of weeks.

[enemytosleep]

XD I seriously doubt a little innocent groping would earn me that. Now if I was Havoc, things might be different...

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

And I seriously doubt your groping would be that innocent. XD

All right, I grant you Roy's a big perv, But how do you think his paramour might respond if they caught you doing this? *whistles*

[enemytosleep]

Well I guess it depends on who the paramour is. XD Riza wold shake her head and facepalm, Ed would growl and show his teeth. Ling would join in on the groping. Am I missing anybody?

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Are you missing anyone people in fandom pair Roy with? Well, Maes (would laugh). And Havoc (uhhh, chief?), and Olivia (would probably offer to help you tie him up). And more obscurely, Kimbley. And Al.

As to who this Roy's paramour is, given whose journal you're on, is there any doubt? And as for a growl, I think you'd be lucky if you just got a growl. It's more likely that you're moments away from being smacked into the air by a giant alchemy hand. Which will then give you the finger.

[enemytosleep]

So it seems the only one of Roy's lovers that would possibly try to stop me from groping him is Ed.

And again, I seriously doubt that. Roy gets hit on by far too many people for Ed to fly off the handle like that all the time. Roy was feeling down, needed a little pick-me-up. If anyone were to get the alchemic slap/finger, it would be Roy. How am I even supposed to know Roy is involved with someone when he lets me grope him like that? Maybe Ed just wants to join in?

*I spend too much time with Ling, apparently*