Real Life

[skydark]

Wednesday is here. It's singing Barry White songs in the shower. It thinks it's all that. It thinks that by trying to serenade you off-key, you'll give in. Then the hump can begin.

Dude, be strong, no amount of bad singing is worth it, even if it's just to shut Wednesday up.



I shall possess this, yes I shall.


I LJ married my hat, midnightbanshee, because we are such a team. Hat on my head. Together we shall stroll around the internets looking stylish.

A zoofic revival is going on over on zoo_gnosis with the posting of Iceband Chapter 3. I know a few people have asked me about it. cryogenia is a zoofic goddess.

It's waiting for you, out there just beyond your front door. Go and take protection.
ja ne!
~d

Comments

[maderr.livejournal.com]

That is a sexy crockpot.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? And it's the right color for my kitchen. Funny how getting a house makes me want stuff that matches. XD

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

and do you see me freaking out about this adulterous and incestuous lj marriage?


NO. DRAMA QUEEN. >:E

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

You ain't got room to talk about it anyways =P How many people are you married to? =P

What the hell are you doing up so early? XD

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

only 3! >:E


and i'm getting ready for work. been up since 6 -_____-


I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN A TROPICAL STORM. WTF.


but i'll be getting paid to have magazine fights today, so cool beans for me.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Hit someone extra hard with a Sports Illustrated for me.

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was wondering about that XD

*elopes with circe as well for the hell of it*

[midnightbanshee.livejournal.com]

Indeed we are stylish. And that is a very sexy crockpot. Oooh, I want to sit next to it now.....

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

I will place you on the counter next to it ocassionally. It will keep you warm and the senseo shall ply you with coffee *snog*

[clockwork-fool.livejournal.com]

Dammit, quit making me want a house! I want a house!! But I am Le Poor and cannot afford my own four walls. *sob* Or matching crock pots. ;_;

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but it also matches my senseo machine! You'll get a house someday! <3

[brinylon.livejournal.com]

Marriage! *throws rice*

What is a crockpot for?!?11!?

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Thanks! =D

A crockpot is for slow cooking. Stew, soup, sauce, pot roasts, that sort of thing!

[toxicbullets.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm in school right now in Archetechual Design >D.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Sweet! =D

[tsuki-no-bara.livejournal.com]

wednesday can sing in my shower all it wants - i'm not there to hear it. :D

also, that's a nice-looking crock pot. kitchen appliances in fashion colors! heh.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

it's a bad singer, count yourself blessed.

I know! My senseo coffee maker got broken in the move and I replaced it with a red one! XD

[strawberrykaoru.livejournal.com]

Crockpot is making me hungry.

And congratz! *showers with flowers* XD;

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

It's making me hungry, too XD

Thank! =D XD

[yume-no-kage.livejournal.com]

Mm. Sexy crockpot. I feel the need to steal my mother's crockpot now and make something, though her's is nowhere near as stylish.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

I love having an excuse to buy new appliances.

[moumusu.livejournal.com]

That crockpot is a real humdinger.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a beaut?! =D

[madrona-8.livejournal.com]

I thought you might go for one of those. I saw one like that at Costco. I was very tempted, but mine hasn't died yet...**gets bat**
I wonder how big that chicken is?

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Well if it's a roaster probably 3 to 4lbs! Your crockpot could have an accident, you know, from counter to floor? *winks*

[shutterfly3.livejournal.com]

That is a really cute crockpot! I love the pink, I have never seen one like it.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

It's red! At least, it better be when I go to get one XD How are you darling? How is school?

[shutterfly3.livejournal.com]

oh, the picture makes it look pink.

Im really good. School starts in 5 days and I am really excited. I will send you pictures of my appartment when I move in. (I hope its not a tiny place!)

[ipitydaf00l.livejournal.com]

Ooohh...jealous of the crock pot. (It's the same color as a set of dishes I'm contemplating buying for the new outlook in the kitchen.)

Heh. I feel bad because in April _jeshide_ wanted to do that whole LJ marriage thing and so our convo was basically this:

Jeshi: Let's do it, let's get married on the LJ community.
Ipity: Er...I can call you wife? That would work wouldn't it?
Jeshi: *sighs* Fine fine, but if I'm the seme does that mean I can call you wifey?
Ipity: ....I'd beat someone with a stick if they called me wifey. >.>
Jeshi: Wife it is then.

It's so sad because it's all a joke really, but I can't even commit in a LJ marriage either. =D My Lj daughter is already married on that comm.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's great isn't it?

I was monogamus for a lot longer than my other LJ wife! XD

[taiyoukai-okibi.livejournal.com]

wow...that's a nice crock pot...mine is ancient and the covering on the front is peeling off...
But I can't hear wendesday singing, for the trumpets made me deaf today in band. So it can just go sing as loud as it wants to. :D

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

The trumpets got you! XD You know, you could arrange an accident for your old crock pot and get a new one XD

[dragontrap.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm chicken... I want one XDD

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

hehehehe XD