Realer Life

[skydark]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY sugar_in!!!!

Well, I spent all night in the ER with my son and his injury from flirting. Let this be a lesson to you all.

A: Hospitals are dead boring.
B: All the Magazines are out of date.
C: The bathrooms are intimidating.
D: When you are flirting with a girl don't step down off a high curb and mess up your ankle. All the cops and firetrucks and ambulances are NOT cool.
E: Don't use the words... "McDonald's Would Really Be Comforting", because they are overdramatic and McDonald's comforts no one.
F: I hate clowns.

My son is fine, only laid up with a blow up toy cast and ice and a tv. Almost wish I'd busted my ankle.

So there you have it.
ja ne!
~d

Comments

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

.....*facepalm* boys.

we had one at work break his ankle from stepping down off a bottom shelf. ....after we'd been climbing all over the place, on the shelves, on the machines, on the ladders, dragging 60lb boxes, all season long, 15 ft or more off the ground without incident, he manages to break his ankle (and get us all in trouble) over 6 inches.

then he broke it again, at a concert. he has been warned that if he breaks it again, we're shooting him in the head.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

YIKES, that poor boy sounds jinxed =( How come you got in trouble because he broke his ankle?

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

he's a DORK. the sad thing is, he's a skater--okay rollerblader, big difference. *rolls eyes* anyway. we all got in trouble because we aren't supposed to be climbing in the first place. but it's kinda hard to resist when there's too few ladders and they took one of our machines away.