Al Muse Frets

[skydark]

Al: Your preoccupation with this Flash Animation, and the fact that you associate it with me is troublesome. I'm not a rabbit.
Sky: I don't associate it with you...overly.
Al: You call it my theme song! You forget, I'm in here and I can hear all these snide little comments you make to yourself. I'm finally getting somewhere. You're not going to put me in Chapter 18, are you?
Sky: Chapter 18 is Ed-centric, maybe I can stick you in somewhere.
Al: This has to be a breach of contract somehow. Every time I turn around Ed is getting it in a broom closet or something!
Sky: Speaking of contracts, I guess now would be a good time for me to renegotiate.
Al: I have a big mouth.
Sky: It's because all the blood in your body is rushing to your little head.
Al: Fuck.
Sky: *waves contract* Which is what you might be doing if you sign on the dotted line.
Al: You know, you lied on the original contract, I know hakuyama filled out that application I gave you.
Sky: Ok, be obstinate. Riza's biological clock is ticking you know.
Al: *snatches contract, closes eyes, takes a deep breath and signs*
Sky: Boowoohahahahaha, welcome to indentured servitude, what? I mean, no wait, did I say that?
Al: The sex better be mindblowing.
Sky: *wiggles eyebrows*

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[lialiakicks.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor Al. And after 16 chapters of waiting, he has to wait even more for some Hawkeye fun. D: *emo*