Al Muse Frets

[skydark]

Al: Your preoccupation with this Flash Animation, and the fact that you associate it with me is troublesome. I'm not a rabbit.
Sky: I don't associate it with you...overly.
Al: You call it my theme song! You forget, I'm in here and I can hear all these snide little comments you make to yourself. I'm finally getting somewhere. You're not going to put me in Chapter 18, are you?
Sky: Chapter 18 is Ed-centric, maybe I can stick you in somewhere.
Al: This has to be a breach of contract somehow. Every time I turn around Ed is getting it in a broom closet or something!
Sky: Speaking of contracts, I guess now would be a good time for me to renegotiate.
Al: I have a big mouth.
Sky: It's because all the blood in your body is rushing to your little head.
Al: Fuck.
Sky: *waves contract* Which is what you might be doing if you sign on the dotted line.
Al: You know, you lied on the original contract, I know hakuyama filled out that application I gave you.
Sky: Ok, be obstinate. Riza's biological clock is ticking you know.
Al: *snatches contract, closes eyes, takes a deep breath and signs*
Sky: Boowoohahahahaha, welcome to indentured servitude, what? I mean, no wait, did I say that?
Al: The sex better be mindblowing.
Sky: *wiggles eyebrows*

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[crack-alchemist.livejournal.com]

*watches animation*

*shakes head*

Poor Al... At least he's speaking up for himself!

Now if only my muses would speak up for themselves and tell Plot and Crack and Smut what they really should be doing.