Real Life

[skydark]

Wednesday is here ....to hump you like mad! Look out! Look out! It's hiding behnd the coffee machine, you'll be too sleep addled to see it and it will leap out and rub itself all over your only clean pair of pants for the week, and then what will you do? You'll have Wednesday spunk all over you and you can't go to Fat Matt's Rib Shack tonight looking like that. You'l have to go home and change and what a pain in the ass, if you are going to go home anyways you might as well just stay there... and sulk. And eat that cookie dough, you're never gonna get your lazy ass to actually cut it into discs and put it in the over, what are you, a baker? Hardly. Damn. Fuckin' Wednesday has ruined my day before it even began. All for the love of coffee =/

Fic Recs

There is love and then there is VELVET_MACE. velvet_mace's Choices. LINGXED, GREEDXED. OMFG! NC-17 LIKE WHOA! MY BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT! READ IT AND FALL AT VELVET'S FEET! I'M ALREADY THERE!

That's all I got!
I'm late!
ja ne!
~d

Comments

[funkybrewsta]

Damn Wednesday also left its fur all over my good sweater. Wednesday makes my dry cleaning bills sky rocket.

Bastard.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

hehehehe

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

And eat that cookie dough, you're never gonna get your lazy ass to actually cut it into discs and put it in the over, what are you, a baker? Hardly. Damn.

OMFG SKY YOU ARE PSYCHIC D: I just came to that conclusion and munched some of my dough before I pitched it XDDDD;

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

I AM PSYCHIC! I can acurately predict when I have to go to the bathroom, it's EERIE! *cues wavey music*

[ipitydaf00l.livejournal.com]

Wednesday felt it best to kindly remind me that starting next Tuesday I'll have to devote my time to all my classes, the kid, and work. It pointed and laughed over the fact that I'll have to say goodbye to the carefree days of reading lj, goofing around at night, and lastly, not stressing over exams.

I hate you Wednesday, for saying that this Friday is my last Friday of slack. =/

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

See...that's what happened to ME, so enjoy all the slack you can get right now!

[ipitydaf00l.livejournal.com]

They are going to have to pull slack from my cold dead fingers. That's all I gotta say. =/ I have classes up to Thursday, so if I'm good and productive (which I so wasn't in high school..>.>") I'll still get my Friday slack.

However, Wednesday just likes to rub everything in on me. If I got my FMA doujinshi or movie today I was going to rub it in Wednesday's face, but hopefully tomorrow.

Hey Boobie!

[hakuyama.livejournal.com]

You do know Chapter 55 Raw is out, right?

Re: Hey Boobie!

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

WHAT? NO! WHERE? ON FMA_ALCHEMIST? OMFG!

Re: Hey Boobie!

[hakuyama.livejournal.com]

YUP-----> HERE'S THE LINK! (http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=05ZUX4X2DQUNN0CQB6X6N5C4W4)

Re: Hey Boobie!

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

SHRIEK!

Re: Hey Boobie!

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

they...they're fighting =( *massive emo*

[wa666.livejournal.com]

Wednesday yelled at me and told me to get up. Then when I said I was awake it told me to stop yelling at it O.o
Cookie Dough sounds really good actully. I think I'll go have some ^_^

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Wednesday wants it's cake and to eat it too.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Wednesday just fucked over my husbands car. Gonna go pick my sweetie up at the shop and then I'm going to track Wednesday down and KILL him.

Fair warning -- there may be some blood.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Blood! =D

[withoutworth.livejournal.com]

lol there's a reason why you're such a good writer--that entry proves it. I laughed until cried.

...And then I laughed a little more.