skydark | Jan. 11th, 2006

Wednesday is here ....to hump you like mad! Look out! Look out! It's hiding behnd the coffee machine, you'll be too sleep addled to see it and it will leap out and rub itself all over your only clean pair of pants for the week, and then what will you do? You'll have Wednesday spunk all over you and you can't go to Fat Matt's Rib Shack tonight looking like that. You'l have to go home and change and what a pain in the ass, if you are going to go home anyways you might as well just stay there... and sulk. And eat that cookie dough, you're never gonna get your lazy ass to actually cut it into discs and put it in the over, what are you, a baker? Hardly. Damn. Fuckin' Wednesday has ruined my day before it even began. All for the love of coffee =/

Fic Recs

There is love and then there is VELVET_MACE.

velvet_mace's Choices. LINGXED, GREEDXED. OMFG! NC-17 LIKE WHOA! MY BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT! READ IT AND FALL AT VELVET'S FEET! I'M ALREADY THERE!

That's all I got!
I'm late!
ja ne!
~d