Date: 2010-04-25 04:59 pm (UTC)
Ed: I drank all the juice and put the empty carton back in the fridge.

Roy: That's one strike.

Ed: I left the door open and the neighbor's cat got in and pissed on the hall rug.

Roy: That's two strikes.

Ed: Uh, I uh... I...

Roy: You're slipping Fullmetal.

Ed: No! I'll think of something, give me a minute!

Roy: Did you use all the toilet paper and not replace the roll.

Ed: .... be right back!

Roy: I'm only enabling your bad behavior! *calls after him* I wish you didn't have that spanking fetish! I wish it didn't make me so hot!
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