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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skydark! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Skydark&gender=f)

1. Skydark has a memory span of three seconds.
2. Skydarkolatry is the mindless worship of Skydark.
3. There are six towns named Skydark in the United States.
4. It's bad luck to whistle near Skydark.
5. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Skydark.
6. If you put a drop of liquor on Skydark, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
7. Skydark is only six percent water.
8. If you cut Skydark in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
9. The fingerprints of Skydark are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
10. Skydark can taste with her feet!