Icon Story Meme

[skydark]

Ganked from Various Individuals on the F-List


They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Tell a story with your icons, and only your icons. You can use as many or as few of your icons as you like, and repeat them as many times as you like, but you may not include any accompanying text, nor upload any new icons in the meantime. The people on your flist have to try and interpret the story you were telling, and then come up with their own story in their own journal.

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[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

[poftd.livejournal.com]

I am not at all sure if I got this right but.......

Ed and Al are walking along when out of nowhere pops Roy and Ed goes "OH NOES" and hides behind Winry...? Roy threatens everyone, they leaves (cept for Roy and Ed, of course), Ling pops up, Roy and Ling fight over Ed.... Then..... Royed smexing ensues? >O< [completely lost]

I suck. ;_;

[akaeoko.livejournal.com]

K here goes. I'm going to suck.

Ed and Roy are having a showdown, and then Roy is all like "Schwaa" and Ed's like "oh please no!" and then Roy's like "Oh YES. FIAR. *snap*" Everyone else is like "Ho, shit!" and try to get away, using 'Bathroom break' as an excuse. Alphonse can't get away, because, well... he doesn't need to use the bathroom. So he's all like "Ahhh!"

And then LING pops in and is all like "YO!"and Ed's like "OMFG NO. GTFO." and Ling's all like "I love you" and Ed's like. "No. I love Roy." And then Ling CLINGS (Can't spell Cling without Ling. <3) and Ed's all like "Get offff." and Roy's all like "GET AWAY FROM LING." and then Ed's all like "He's clinging on me!!"

Then Roy's all like "How you doin'?" and Ed's all like "HAHA" and Roy's just like. "Why are you laughing at me? D:<" Ed's all "I LOVE LING." and then roy's all like "But he doesn't love you like I do. *carress*" and Edward's all like "Oh okay... Shmex?"

And the two have a lovely night together. <3

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LOL HELLO I SUCK. :D

(Did I type 'like' enough times, btw? x.X Sorry 'bout that.)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

It's The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher and Better Living Through Alchemy.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Al was worried that maybe Ed wasn't, you know, growing up normally. After all he hadn't seemed to notice any of the pretty girls who mooned after him. He confronted his brother in the gentlest of ways, but Ed only became annoyed.

Then Roy walked in the room. Suddenly the sexual tension went from -5 to 10. Al couldn't hope but notice.

Ed, horrified that he might actually be attracted to him immediately threw the only thing he could think of in the way. Winry. Winry was safe. She was a girl. She was strong and protective. No way Roy could get through her...

It was no good, every time Ed looked Roy's direction, he felt a sudden heat. Worse it was obvious to everyone around Ed. It seemed everyone was in on the show, scattering only when Ed turned his anger and frustration their direction. Even Al didn't want to be around him.

But one observer did notice, and seem pleased. Oddly enough it wasn't Roy, but rather that annoying Xingan upstart prince. Well, if Ed wasn't gay for the colonel, he sure the hell wasn't gay for this guy. Ed tried to bring Ling down gently but firmly -- or perhaps it was loudly and violently... one of the two. But Ling only found his protestations cute.

Ed, in an effort to show Ling just how NOT gay for him he was, threw himself into an enthusiastic liplock with the Colonel, who surprisingly enough, did not object.

Ling only pursued him with more vigor. No matter how hard Ed tried to shake him off, Ling kept coming back.

Roy had had enough. He'd played with Ed's feelings long enough, it was time to spell things out, the princes services were simply not needed. He used words and gestures and a few threats to push the point home.

Ed at this point felt a bit like the last cookie on the plate. Damn it he didn't belong to either of these men. He was his own, and he wasn't even gay.

"But of course you are," soothed Roy. "And I know exactly what you need." He then proceeded to charm the pants off Ed.

But Ed refused to succumb, instead he laughed off Roy's best efforts. His feelings hurt, Roy unleashed his anger on the young alchemist. Ling, seeing his chance swooped in for the kill.

But even as Ed found himself in Ling's arms, he still thought about Roy. He began to regret his actions. Finally, he made up his mind. It was Roy he really wanted all along, and he was man enough to admit his mistake.

But would Roy take him back now? After all this?

Roy answered by stripping him naked and fucking him senseless. The end.

[nightfireblaze.livejournal.com]

hmm for that storie I see...

Ed and Al are just walking along when all of a sudden Roy comes up showing how smexy he is, Ed is afraid to tell Roy his fellings twards the man so he hides behind something. Roy wanting to know why Ed is scared starts to blow things up around him. Everyone is scared and runs away. Al is tring to get through a thick mass of people while Ed is busy being blown up. Ed escapes Roy's hot flames and runs into Ling and Ed is all like 'OMFG! save me!' so they smex. Roy gets protective of Ed and steals him away from the prince and they confess their love for each other throubh more smex. The prince begs to be with Ed again and Ed is a little reluctant at first before they go ahead anyway. This pisses Roy off and Ed begs Roy for forgiveness so of course Roy can't resist and they get back together, Ed then starts joking around about how Ling and Roy are very much alike and that the prince wasn't that bad. This pisses Roy off again and Ed runs to Ling to get away from angry Roy. After more smex Ed realizes that he only wants to be with Roy so he goes back to appologize. After Roy forgives him more smex follows.

[chibihalo.livejournal.com]

My turn!

Ed and Al were out one day doing what every normal kid their age does, transmutate things. All of a sudden they spotted something scary off in the distance. It was Roy and he wasn't there on a military mission it was a mission of love. Roy flashed Ed a quick glance that read "How you doin'." Ed freaked out because he knew what Roy wanted. Luckily, Winry was there so he hid behind her. He didn't want to have another session with Roy. Roy knew there was one way to get Ed's attention, show off his fire alchemy skills.

Meanwhile, back at HQ Hughes was boring everyone for hours upon hours with stories and pictures of his daughter. By this time they needed a potty break.

Back to Ed and Al. All of a sudden the locals in town saw what was going on. Ed got mad at Roy for trying to come onto him yet again when he was about to make another important step in trying to get Al back to his body. The locals were about to form a mob and go after them because they were mad at all the damange Ed was causing while doing his alchemy and Al tried to talk them out of it but was failing. It took a very familiar voice to convince the people Ed was okay. Who should appear on the scene but Ling. It seems Ling was after Ed too. The moment Ed found this out he freaked.

Ling went over to Ed and spoke sweet nothings to him. Roy saw what was going on and quickly came over to Ed and grabbed him in a protective and somewhat obsessive embrace. Ling grabbed onto Ed's leg begging him to take him back but Ed refused and tried to shake Ling off. Roy seeing the way Ling was glomping onto Ed got very mad. A fight broke out which caused Ed to freak again. Roy drove off Ling and walked over to Ed and gave him a hearty "How you doin'" again. Ed began to crack up over Roy's bad Joey Tribiani impression and Roy got mad once more. Ed apologized for the laughter and Roy spoke sweet nothings in his ear. Ed loved Roy's sweet nothings more than Ling's and told him that's all he had to do in the first place to get his attention. Roy lovingly stroked Ed's face and then pulled him off for a night of wild romance.

The End.

[azysapphy.livejournal.com]

*snerk* That....is quite amusing...i could tell it was AoRM: SET and BLTA...

[ravetilludrop.livejournal.com]

I was gonna write one but I can't even begin to top what's been written. So instead I give you a cookie and say good day.

[elwon.livejournal.com]

BLTA thru icons. Genius. ^_^

My crack story. *coughs* Insanity follows..not sure if it's mine though.

[ipitydaf00l.livejournal.com]

Ed: OMG so bored.
Al: Yay! Clappy hands!

*enter Roy Mustang with waves of sex appeal*
Ed: OMG someone hide me!
Roy: I will remove any and all obstacles in my way.
Breda and Gang: Uh...we have to go, our Grandmothers are on fire. BYE! (Sorry Ed your own your own can be heard as they run away.)

*enter fangirls wanting to see the action*
Al: Please! Form a single line and have your tickets ready. One at a time, girls!
Ed: OMG YOU SOLD TICKETS!!

*Ling pops in*
Ling: HI!
Ed: OMFG not you too!
Ling: Yes, I love you. We would have wonderful sex scenes together.
Roy: Back off he's mine.
Ling: But ED! I want you to have my Xingian babies! *clings*
Ed: Get off of me! *attempts to shake Ling off*
Roy: Back up, fool, he's having my babies!
Ed: WAH! They are trying to impregnate me!
Roy: Hey....how you doin'?
Ed: *snickers*....BWHAHAHAHAHA that's so lame!
Roy: >.> ....who you calling lame? *shakes fist*
Ling: Ed...please..I love you and stuff.
Ed: Well, I don't love you.
Roy: *caress* (need I say more?)
Ed: Take me, I'm yours!
Roy: *looks at Ling =P!!! Neiner neiner!*

That concludes my crack version of your icon story, although I do see the BLTA. XD But we needed crack this morning. It could have been longer and more detail but I don't have much time.

[sliefoxx.livejournal.com]

^^ Better Living Through Alchemy.

Does this mean Roy & Ed are gonna make up? ::SQUEES::

[panda--lily.livejournal.com]

It's obvious that you're only try to show off your icon making talents, and force us all to decode your cryptic messages for your own entertainment.

And people wonder why I love you so much. ^^

It looks like there will be some more angst about the whole Ling thing, but it will work out just fine. Which is just fine with me. Though I do feel bad for the poor Ling-baby. *toddles off to write Ling/Ed*