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Well, I spent all night in the ER with my son and his injury from flirting. Let this be a lesson to you all.
A: Hospitals are dead boring.
B: All the Magazines are out of date.
C: The bathrooms are intimidating.
D: When you are flirting with a girl don't step down off a high curb and mess up your ankle. All the cops and firetrucks and ambulances are NOT cool.
E: Don't use the words... "McDonald's Would Really Be Comforting", because they are overdramatic and McDonald's comforts no one.
F: I hate clowns.
My son is fine, only laid up with a blow up toy cast and ice and a tv. Almost wish I'd busted my ankle.
So there you have it.
ja ne!
~d
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we had one at work break his ankle from stepping down off a bottom shelf. ....after we'd been climbing all over the place, on the shelves, on the machines, on the ladders, dragging 60lb boxes, all season long, 15 ft or more off the ground without incident, he manages to break his ankle (and get us all in trouble) over 6 inches.
then he broke it again, at a concert. he has been warned that if he breaks it again, we're shooting him in the head.
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*shivers* I hate clowns too.^^;;
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As for the flirting thing? My turn red and flail tactic seems to have done me well over the last few years. :P But somehow I don't think it would do to advice that one to your son.
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He turns red and flails with ease XD I hope some girl finds it cute XD
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(and mcd's fries are comforting, so there.)
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is this what i have to look forward to with my lovely son???
I'm glad he's all right and I hope the girl was properly sympathetic... and that he at least got some digits out of the deal! LOL!
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That's so J2. Very funny.
Poor kid though. How long does it take an ankle to heal?
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Wow... what a mood killer. your flirting, and then you break your ankle..... wow
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If it were me, I would at least give him one date. *grins* Well-wishes to your son.
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Tell him it'll be fine, we have all have those embarassing moments when it involves a potential partner. Heck, sometimes you even get pity love because of being injured. Wait, don't let him know that...
McDonalds...ick. The only time I like McDonalds is for breakfast.
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He's already talked to the girl he was flirting with today, maybe he'll get a pity date XDYeah, McDonald's is ick...but of course I stopped and got him a double quarter pounder on the way home XD
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I've always hated magazines, public bathrooms, and McDonald's. Clowns never interested me but I've never feared/hated them.
Other than that, *head/desk* boys.
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Yes...boy =/
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Thanks for caring ^_^
(I'm glad my older brother is more into games than girls)
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I gotta love when mine try the mom baby me pleeeeeeeeze thing. They know it doesn't work (unless they really are sick or in unbearable pain) but still have to try :P
He'll get the date,just tell him not to try that tactic again LOL
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I hope he gets feeling better real soon..
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(Anonymous) 2006-03-01 01:12 am (UTC)(link)Hope he feels better.
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...I fecking hate clowns too. ^^;
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How did I miss this? I hid from the internet for three days, that's how. I am unexpectedly far from home, but go back tomorrow and will be back committing random absurdities in the church by the weekend.
Thank you.
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Some reason it sounds like something that would happen to me x___X;;;