Al Muse Frets

[skydark]

Al: Your preoccupation with this Flash Animation, and the fact that you associate it with me is troublesome. I'm not a rabbit.
Sky: I don't associate it with you...overly.
Al: You call it my theme song! You forget, I'm in here and I can hear all these snide little comments you make to yourself. I'm finally getting somewhere. You're not going to put me in Chapter 18, are you?
Sky: Chapter 18 is Ed-centric, maybe I can stick you in somewhere.
Al: This has to be a breach of contract somehow. Every time I turn around Ed is getting it in a broom closet or something!
Sky: Speaking of contracts, I guess now would be a good time for me to renegotiate.
Al: I have a big mouth.
Sky: It's because all the blood in your body is rushing to your little head.
Al: Fuck.
Sky: *waves contract* Which is what you might be doing if you sign on the dotted line.
Al: You know, you lied on the original contract, I know hakuyama filled out that application I gave you.
Sky: Ok, be obstinate. Riza's biological clock is ticking you know.
Al: *snatches contract, closes eyes, takes a deep breath and signs*
Sky: Boowoohahahahaha, welcome to indentured servitude, what? I mean, no wait, did I say that?
Al: The sex better be mindblowing.
Sky: *wiggles eyebrows*

Comments

[bluecove.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to know someone else's muses have conversations with them the way mine does. :D

[snarky-kat.livejournal.com]

... You're going to write het smut? Oo;;

Zoofic doesn't count.

You should write Brokeback Mountain fanfiction.

[crack-alchemist.livejournal.com]

*watches animation*

*shakes head*

Poor Al... At least he's speaking up for himself!

Now if only my muses would speak up for themselves and tell Plot and Crack and Smut what they really should be doing.

[allhisengines.livejournal.com]

beautiful. XD

[strawberrykaoru.livejournal.com]

XD

But the Flash Animation is cute! Too bad it isn't kitties. o_O

The sex better be mindblowing. HAHA. Al, all grown up. *wipes imaginary tears*

[ipitydaf00l.livejournal.com]

You know this reminds me of the letters I wrote (but never posted) a couple of days ago...

Here's some excerpts:

..... I mean, honestly, I lived almost two lifetimes, don’t I get a chance to get laid? You don’t seem to have that problem with Niisan, every time I turn around the Pirate and him are screwing like newlyweds. Even Falman got a date before I had a chance!...
From Al

..... Ignore Al, his hormones are running rampant. As far as the screwing like newlyweds. I think that is a fair trade for all the things I put up with in Sex Ed Teacher. It’s only right that I finally get to reap the awards from that venture. ....
From Roy

I never did post these, as they got rather lengthy with first Al, then Roy, Ling and finally Armstrong.

[serafinasera.livejournal.com]

OH my goodness that flash animation was cute!

...shit. *is now mentally planning out how a short FMA/'everyone else has had more sex than me' amv would look, when should be working* Your fault! XD
How many times would be put down for Roy and for Ed *ponders these things*

[xx---silhouette.livejournal.com]

Poor Al xDD

[cecilydolce.livejournal.com]

::dies laughing::

That's actually really weird because I was JUST thinking about that the other night.

Ed: You seem happy, finally bang Riza?
Al: First of all, if she ever heard you say that you'd probably be dead before you finished the sentence. Second of all.. I just banged Riza! ::dances::

I really can't wait for more Al!love. Ed's kewl and all. But.. Al!! ;)

[furiouscupofcat.livejournal.com]

ZOMG YOU LISTEN TO TISM!!

You are such a funky old person. *smooch*

[embyrr922.livejournal.com]

Al! Be defiant: get a haircut! You know it would make your sex appeal go up a full 37%. Surely even someone as in control as Riza would have to jump you. *nods sagely and runs from Sky*

[(Anonymous)]

Considering they've been fucking at least once a night for a year probably about 400 for Ed and because Roy has such an extensive history about 3510

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

.... leaving aside the fact that I love that flash...XD OMG, Al is your bitch now, but he so deserves the smex.

Your Al/Riza makes my day.

[havocmangawip.livejournal.com]

Joo kill me ded. XD *Yes, you reduced me to fan!girl speak with that.

*snerk*

YAY for 18 being in the works, with or without Al! :D (Roy and Ed do bang an awful lot, and WOW SKY may write some het! :D)

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

That icon is love.

[thepookybear.livejournal.com]

Da bunny!!! :looks away from Al in shame: Yeah it is kinda of your theme song so far. But...maybe sky will have mercy on you in upcoming chapters.

Ed!centric...YEA!!!! :dutifully refains from glomping sky: And the conversion sounds like mine with my muses. Only some of the muses are orginal characters(one is Sam, the Fanboy Alchemist...or Lightening Alchemist) My friend drew me a picture of him...he looks like a younger dark haired Ed...he's so cute!!! Sorry...I rambled a bit. But...hang in there Alphonse!!!

[west-haven.livejournal.com]

I would say that Riza would bang Al!! *laughes at her silly and lame pun* XD

[cecilydolce.livejournal.com]

Haha, that made me laugh.

Plus we all know she's the man in this relationship. ;)

[west-haven.livejournal.com]

I make some of the most horrible jokes... Xp

Heh. Al would be the one who arranges Riza's gun collection just to try to make her happy. Then he'll find out that they were in a special order and then he'd get no sex for a week. XD

[gothfeary.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha!
Al/Riza porn, just what the world needs!
Or at least I do!
*grins sheepishly*

[darkrosealchemy.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Poor Al!

Also there is NOTHING wrong with Ed and Roy getting it on .. alot .. nothing at all! I'm such a EdxRoy whore XD

[madrona-8.livejournal.com]

You know, this is driving me to catch up on BLTA. I think I may be 3 chapters behind. I think....

**hangs head** I'm a bad fangirl.

On the other hand...

"You won't be sorry Al! You'll get everything you want and more"

There, rallying the troops.

[kesenaixtsumi.livejournal.com]

*amused to no end.* XDDD

[black-wing-cat.livejournal.com]

Sky...Did I ever tell you how much you amuse me?

[azysapphy.livejournal.com]

awww al, you're so adorable, I'll bet if you went to an anime con, you'd have a fangirl harem to rival Vic Mignogna's! *nod nod* Course, I'd have to go into hiding, because I couldn't choose between you and the Hawt Woppikens...*still think's you're adorable as hell*

-Den

[lialiakicks.livejournal.com]

Aw, poor Al. And after 16 chapters of waiting, he has to wait even more for some Hawkeye fun. D: *emo*

[marii-sama.livejournal.com]

LMAO as unfortunate as it is.. that song does scream Alphonse.

Don't worry Al. I have faith that you will eventually get some.

You won't leave him out of the loop would you Sky? XDXD

*love*

[moxiemegan.livejournal.com]

Kat the scary thing is that before this, Marshall(whom you'd like to sleep with) showed us(Eric and I) this animation at lunch one day in Comeau's class room.

[yumikoyoshihana.livejournal.com]

Het smut?? I havn't read het smut in like.... a year!

Al/Riza smut is entirly new to me......

I've never read FMA het smut *lol*

BRING IT BABY!