WHIRLPOOL OF LOVE

I GOT A NEW FRIDGE, IT'S AN AMAZING NEW FRIDGE. MY DAD PICKED IT OUT FOR ME, IT'S THE MOST AWESOMEST AWESOME FRIDGE EVER. SEE IT'S GLORY?! SHUDDUP, I'M OLD THIS EXCITES ME. BE HAPPY FOR MY NEW FRIDGE DAMMIT, IT'S THE FRIDGEST FRIDGE. YOU CAN GET ICE AND WATER OUT THE DOOR AND IT'S WHITE AND I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO GET LIKE STAINLESS STEEL TO BE A CONFORMIST BUT IT CAME IN WHITE AND LOWE'S HAS THE BEST DELIVERY PEOPLE EVER IN THE EXISTANCE OF DELIVERY PEOPLE. THEY WERE PROFESSIONAL, FRIENDLY, QUICK AND TOOK MY OLD FRIDGE AWAY FOR FREE AND THEY DID NOT HAVE TO TAKE THE DOORS OFF TO GET IT IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THEY WERE JUST THAT AWESOME.



ALSO, ED APPROVES