Real Life

Wednesday comes bouncing in, hyped on espresso. Listens with half an ear to my tale of woe. I went outside yesterday morning to find the right side of my car windshield smashed. Around it and on the hood lay the remaints of a beer bottle. For a few moments all the beer drinking morons who live in and around my complex were savagely tentacle-raped and fed to a pack of hungry Mustangs. Believe me, it wasn't pretty. The Roy Pimp Mobile is all broken =/ But no worries, it will soon be fixed and windshield are relatively cheap to replace. After Wednesday heard my plight...it tried to HUMP my leg anyways.

Soooo...let's hope today is better, yeah?

hime1999: Did you see the Alfons Heiderich Gaspon figure? Linked Here.

Fic Recs I came up empty handed =/


Zoofic

anax's No Shape So True. NC-17. Ed/Ed. He couldn't assume that the kit was a capable hunter yet. He'd give the marrow of his kills to the kit, too, and anything else the kit wanted.

And that's all for me,
ja ne!
~d

Al Muse Frets

Al: Your preoccupation with this Flash Animation, and the fact that you associate it with me is troublesome. I'm not a rabbit.
Sky: I don't associate it with you...overly.
Al: You call it my theme song! You forget, I'm in here and I can hear all these snide little comments you make to yourself. I'm finally getting somewhere. You're not going to put me in Chapter 18, are you?
Sky: Chapter 18 is Ed-centric, maybe I can stick you in somewhere.
Al: This has to be a breach of contract somehow. Every time I turn around Ed is getting it in a broom closet or something!
Sky: Speaking of contracts, I guess now would be a good time for me to renegotiate.
Al: I have a big mouth.
Sky: It's because all the blood in your body is rushing to your little head.
Al: Fuck.
Sky: *waves contract* Which is what you might be doing if you sign on the dotted line.
Al: You know, you lied on the original contract, I know hakuyama filled out that application I gave you.
Sky: Ok, be obstinate. Riza's biological clock is ticking you know.
Al: *snatches contract, closes eyes, takes a deep breath and signs*
Sky: Boowoohahahahaha, welcome to indentured servitude, what? I mean, no wait, did I say that?
Al: The sex better be mindblowing.
Sky: *wiggles eyebrows*