Wednesday...the day of HUMP! Yes, that sign post is looking good, and so is that door jamb. I know someone who wants to hump their computer. Today is the day you can have your lude and perverted way with inanimate objects, so I say take advantage of it! *leer*
Ok..here is what I got.
Fic Recs 
vwl's
Hawks and Handsaws: Chapter 9 PG-13. “He wasn’t my prisoner,” Envy replied to Ed’s inquiry, throwing a savage blow towards Ed’s ribs. “I just dropped by for a chat, don’t blame me!”
loreamara's
Subordination PG-13. Havoc/Roy. He preferred this burden to the one waiting for him outside that door, but he knew loyalty didn't always mean being around.
the_dw's
Nightmares PG. Genfic. Roy and Fury. He didn’t ask, because he knew the answer already.
Zoofic 
cryogenia's
Firebrand Chapter 9 Drug-addicted Pitfighting Elrics.
wiccat's
The Story of Edwark: A Zoofic Comic. KILLS WITH FUNNY!
apprentisorcier's
The Many Manifestations of Fire NC-17. So Alphonse wandered far and free, finding enchanted clearings and fields of fae-like flowers. Endured his father’s scolding and cuffs and took his siblings out the next day, pride in their trust making him reckless.
And this is me, off to eye the lawn ornaments!
ja ne!
~d