Real Life

*comes running over, grabs you, humps against you leg like a Naughty Doggy!*

You know what day it is, right? HUMP DAY! Or Wednesday if you prefer, but why would you prefer that? Hump Day is so much more fun.

*flexes fingers* I think TARM:SET is in the home stretch, I can see 2 more chapters and an epilogue. I want to watch the movie 'Risky Buisness' for the next chapter, because it's going to contain Ed and Al home alone, so to speak.

My agenda is simple, write, browse, burritos for dinner.

*stretches back* I haven't had much of an opportunity to cruise the FL, if something is out there that needs my attention PLEASE let me know, I would be most grateful. I can go back to iconing soon. =)

*pinches bottom lip* To my IM buddies: Last night I was WIPED, my body is deciding it wants a new schedule or something, I feel asleep upright in my chair not long after posting my fic and took my sorry rump to bed. So the people I probably missed: timeturner, velvet_mace, reaverok, abren_dragon - I apologize. I think I'll take a mid-day ciesta so I can be up all night, as usual. It's not bad to get a new schedule as J2 will be returning to school soon.

OK, I think that's about enough.

The other thing this fic is doing is interferring with my reading schedule. If there is something I need to read, point me at it!

Ok, the good stuff...

OMFG FANARTOMFG FANARTOMFG FANARTOMFG FANARTOMFG FANARTOMFG FANARTOMFG FANARTOMFG FANART

LOOK! *points down*

CLICK! *points down*

WORKSAFE! *points down*


( And a shower of Fanart rained all around and she sniveled with happiness )

Fic Recs

sockren's Rivers of Egypt: Chapter 6. S hota. Non-con. Hassan learns Rashid's real name, but not in a manner to his liking.


um, yeah, that'll do it *rubs nose*
ja ne!
~d

Fic Recs

I haven't written a damn word all day. But here's some people who have!


velvet_mace's Pets: Chapter 6. So NOT Work Safe it hurts. Yaoi. Non-Con. Hughes has information Greed doesn't want him to have. Pity him.

fireun's LING X ED. It gets all caps because LingxEd is the new Red. It is, we took a survey. Go and worship this for the masterpiece it is. Ed thinks he's being clever, ha!

zalia's Introductions. Gen. Gratidude and New Beginnings. Lovely piece.

rixiel's Answers. RoyxEd, AU. As you grow older things you never notice become clearer. Gorgeous Ed introspective.

Gacked from hime1999

Make 15 anonymous comments to people on your friend of list.

The Colonel is reading a romance novel and not giving me much inspiration, so I'm bored.

1. Practice what you preach.
2. I'm still in shock you picked me out to talk to, it always blows me away.
3. You make my toes positively curl.
4. The only person who can effect positive change in your life is you, and I feel like I'm repeating the same things over and over. I love you a lot, but I can't live your life for you.
5. I like cheese.
6. Drama Queen Central makes me laugh XD
7. I am a slacker to the bone, you know it's true and it's not that I don't want to talk to you but the creative ether has made off with what little of my mind was left, I trust you of all people to undertand.
8. I'm not out to make you feel like a 5 year old, I'm out to make you open your eyes. And I love you more than Al loves kitties.
9. I'm the Emo Vampire for a very good reason.
10. I am amazed anyone thinks this hack job of an FMA romance novel is good, especially you.
11. Have my Gatebabies, no seriously, please?
12. I feel the intense lack of squick and you're holding out on me man.
13. You know, I just wonder if everything you are translates over into RL too, I fuckin' want to drink with you dude.
14. You amaze me most of all because you make the effort to keep in touch with me, even though I took this dramatic U-Turn in my life and I'm not the same as I was before.
15. Marry me?

And NO, don't even ask. Lips sealed.

Attack of the bored Sky-Spam.

er..ok. Guess they didn't have a Harlequin Romance category.



FANTASY! - Mystical, magical mayhem! You feel the
urge to write of fantastic worlds that never
were and the beings that might live there. Are
they Lands of Wonder or adventures of Magical
Folly? JRR Tolkien and Tanith Lee are your
guides.


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MORAL DILEMMA!

WHEREFORE ART THOU MY BETA?! You have abandoned me in my hour of need, the Colonel just did something VERY UNEXPECTED and I need guidance and reassurance or there will be NO CHAPTER TONIGHT! *beats head repeatedly on desk*

DAMN YOU ROY MUSTANG, RELEASE MY SOUL!

ETA: Beta was prodded from sleep after several cell phone calls, will now attempt to make this stoopid chapter WORK!