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skydark ([personal profile] skydark) wrote2005-08-12 12:51 pm
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*Goes down on one knee*

*ahem*

[livejournal.com profile] circe67, we are the Livejournal OTP and there is no more denying it. I know that I am not worthy to look at the porn that has slipped off your desk and fallen to the floor, nor am I creditable enough to tell my ass from a hole in the ground. But after the long nights of chat box hand holding and betaing to 5 AM I'm sure you will agree that there is a little something there that maybe, just maybe, we can make work in this whole crazy, Yaoi ridden world of ours. I have the blessing of the Plushies and the Plastic Contingnet and [livejournal.com profile] hakuyama just laughed because she knows you don't know what you're in for. So, would you, by any miracle of chance, take off your head phones and turn down TOOL and notice that I've been tugging at your sleeve, and in doing so, would you consider, this a big runon sentence you need to punctuate better, and it you do, then you will know, that we are truly destined for each other, because no one else will have us.

Be my LJ Wife Ed, because I get to be the husband Roy, I proposed first and I'm calling it.

What say you, my itherial, car selling, love?

I'll even use an icon you made to trap entice you. Look, it's the Colonel!

I keep runnig back into this post and fixing spelling errors, see? It's fate!

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
yeahoksurefine.

i'm hungry. go make me some spaghetti with meat sauce, i hear youre pretty good at that.




so. whats under the patch, teach?

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
the boogey man, if I take the eyepatch off he might get you, I'll make you spagetti if you lay around on the kitchen table naked while I'm doing it.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
but we EAT off that table! i'm not putting my naked butt on there!

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well alright, you can lay at my feet on the floor, I don't mind.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A CHIHUAHUA-SIZED PIPSQUEAK?!?!

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh not you if that means you would withhold sex.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*scowl* fine.

just remember the damn oil.

*stalks off*

[identity profile] vainglory.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
3SOM?