*Goes down on one knee*

[skydark]

*ahem*

circe67, we are the Livejournal OTP and there is no more denying it. I know that I am not worthy to look at the porn that has slipped off your desk and fallen to the floor, nor am I creditable enough to tell my ass from a hole in the ground. But after the long nights of chat box hand holding and betaing to 5 AM I'm sure you will agree that there is a little something there that maybe, just maybe, we can make work in this whole crazy, Yaoi ridden world of ours. I have the blessing of the Plushies and the Plastic Contingnet and hakuyama just laughed because she knows you don't know what you're in for. So, would you, by any miracle of chance, take off your head phones and turn down TOOL and notice that I've been tugging at your sleeve, and in doing so, would you consider, this a big runon sentence you need to punctuate better, and it you do, then you will know, that we are truly destined for each other, because no one else will have us.

Be my LJ Wife Ed, because I get to be the husband Roy, I proposed first and I'm calling it.

What say you, my itherial, car selling, love?

I'll even use an icon you made to trap entice you. Look, it's the Colonel!

I keep runnig back into this post and fixing spelling errors, see? It's fate!

Comments

[savvychaos.livejournal.com]

-cheers-

Say yes!

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

LMAO

i.. i dont know what to say! i've been wooed since the days of britney spears icons and fighting over royxed song sets. Without you, i would have never discovered the glory that is FMA. Near-sleepless nights of shark-linking and pedestle-knocking, even offline we are attached via text messaging, and you even put up with my crapass cellphone never accepting your calls.

In the world of internet stardom, you are the brad to my jennifer (you know.. before they split up and stuff..)

How could i possibly refuse?

Yes!

[funkybrewsta]

*sniffs* Internet love is so bootiful!

[elwon.livejournal.com]

Yay! CONGRATULATIONS!

[arianagreenleaf.livejournal.com]

LOL xDDD

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

WELCOME TO THE RANKS OF THE LJ!MARRIED, MY DEAR FRIEND!

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Wipes tears. Now I insist that I be either the best man or the matron of honor. Or the flower girl. Couldn't have happened to better people.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

I'm having to spend increasing periods of time drunk... People need to stop getting married, dammit! It...distresses me.
I'm sorry to see you finding your towels and stepping out of the singles pool... Singles?! WTF, sky?! How many people are you gonna marry/live/with/seduce with your crack? Whatever; you know what I mean. I mean, CONGRATS! ^_^
*cheerily salutes with vodka bottle*

[somnia-lustre.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! I hope you have a happy relationship ^j^

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

Congrats, you two! *throws red stones*

Now, go out and make more beautiful(ly edited) fanfic music! <3

[zalia.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!! Congratulations!!!

*sniffle*

It's so beautiful!!!!

[hakuyama.livejournal.com]

...oh gag me already...


=snerk=

[west-haven.livejournal.com]

omg yayness!! ^^ *throws the wedding RoyEd porn*

[bakacoconut07.livejournal.com]

O.O I swear, you are gonna be the death of me.

*throws FMA merchandise in celebration of the happy couple*

[hopeonsun.livejournal.com]

Ah... *sniff* so... very beautiful!

[createdmemory.livejournal.com]

*gives you RoyxEd porn for your wedding gifts*

This may be a bit late, but congradulations. :D

[goldeyedkitsune.livejournal.com]

Okay, lessee... you've already got vodka, porn, FMA swag... what's there left to give? Oh, I know! Cake! *promptly sends a triple-decker wedding cake* Enjoy! *Shifty eyes* ... *steals an abnormally large piece*

Lucky you, I wish the love of my life didn't think I was on crack (which I was, that is, of the Hagaren variety) when I proposed five minutes after finding the marry an lj-user community. Er, I mean, congrats! Best of luck to both of you!

[timchell.livejournal.com]

CONGRATULATIONS WOMAN!! *sniffles happily*

Everyone's getting hitched, it's so beautiful!

(so...whaddaya want for a wedding present? ^_^)

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

Weeeeee, congratulations!

Here's (http://www.livejournal.com/users/stickmarionette/39052.html) your wedding present. I wish I could have written something just for you guys, but writer's block is killing me. I hope you like it anyway XD

[allherglory.livejournal.com]

may I friend you because you are my FAVORITEST ROYXED WRITER EVER?!

-grovel-

[ithronluin.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! XD May your marriage be everlasting of roy/ed snerks and smuts XP XP

[sketchyheart.livejournal.com]

I'd fangirl that.

Congratulations~! I'm sure your love will be full of beautiful words and porn ..... okay, yeah, porn. :D