Realer Life

[skydark]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY sugar_in!!!!

Well, I spent all night in the ER with my son and his injury from flirting. Let this be a lesson to you all.

A: Hospitals are dead boring.
B: All the Magazines are out of date.
C: The bathrooms are intimidating.
D: When you are flirting with a girl don't step down off a high curb and mess up your ankle. All the cops and firetrucks and ambulances are NOT cool.
E: Don't use the words... "McDonald's Would Really Be Comforting", because they are overdramatic and McDonald's comforts no one.
F: I hate clowns.

My son is fine, only laid up with a blow up toy cast and ice and a tv. Almost wish I'd busted my ankle.

So there you have it.
ja ne!
~d

Comments

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

he's a DORK. the sad thing is, he's a skater--okay rollerblader, big difference. *rolls eyes* anyway. we all got in trouble because we aren't supposed to be climbing in the first place. but it's kinda hard to resist when there's too few ladders and they took one of our machines away.