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[skydark]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY sugar_in!!!!

Well, I spent all night in the ER with my son and his injury from flirting. Let this be a lesson to you all.

A: Hospitals are dead boring.
B: All the Magazines are out of date.
C: The bathrooms are intimidating.
D: When you are flirting with a girl don't step down off a high curb and mess up your ankle. All the cops and firetrucks and ambulances are NOT cool.
E: Don't use the words... "McDonald's Would Really Be Comforting", because they are overdramatic and McDonald's comforts no one.
F: I hate clowns.

My son is fine, only laid up with a blow up toy cast and ice and a tv. Almost wish I'd busted my ankle.

So there you have it.
ja ne!
~d

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

If it comforts you, one of my students once tried to flirt with a girl by putting his leg through one of those double-paned school windows lined with wire. Then he made the bigger mistake of pulling it back out. He was wearing shorts. You know what's not cute? 93 stitches. At least it sounds like your boy didn't leave any bits of himself behind.

Hope he feels better.