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Well, I spent all night in the ER with my son and his injury from flirting. Let this be a lesson to you all.
A: Hospitals are dead boring.
B: All the Magazines are out of date.
C: The bathrooms are intimidating.
D: When you are flirting with a girl don't step down off a high curb and mess up your ankle. All the cops and firetrucks and ambulances are NOT cool.
E: Don't use the words... "McDonald's Would Really Be Comforting", because they are overdramatic and McDonald's comforts no one.
F: I hate clowns.
My son is fine, only laid up with a blow up toy cast and ice and a tv. Almost wish I'd busted my ankle.
So there you have it.
ja ne!
~d
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He's already talked to the girl he was flirting with today, maybe he'll get a pity date XDYeah, McDonald's is ick...but of course I stopped and got him a double quarter pounder on the way home XD
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