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2010-04-25 04:11 pm (UTC)
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Roy: *barely contained fury* How many times have I told you to lift the toilet seat?
Ed: I don't know, I forget. You say it to much for me to keep count.
Roy: I'll say it once again... Lift. The. Toliet. Seat.
Ed: *feeling warm, tugs at his collar, wishes his pants were looser in the crotch* And... if I don't?
Roy: I'll devise an appropriate punishment.
Ed: Would it involve me naked and you putting me in my place? I could go pee on the toilet seat right now.
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Ed: I don't know, I forget. You say it to much for me to keep count.
Roy: I'll say it once again... Lift. The. Toliet. Seat.
Ed: *feeling warm, tugs at his collar, wishes his pants were looser in the crotch* And... if I don't?
Roy: I'll devise an appropriate punishment.
Ed: Would it involve me naked and you putting me in my place? I could go pee on the toilet seat right now.
etc.