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skydark ([personal profile] skydark) wrote2005-08-12 12:51 pm
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*Goes down on one knee*

*ahem*

[livejournal.com profile] circe67, we are the Livejournal OTP and there is no more denying it. I know that I am not worthy to look at the porn that has slipped off your desk and fallen to the floor, nor am I creditable enough to tell my ass from a hole in the ground. But after the long nights of chat box hand holding and betaing to 5 AM I'm sure you will agree that there is a little something there that maybe, just maybe, we can make work in this whole crazy, Yaoi ridden world of ours. I have the blessing of the Plushies and the Plastic Contingnet and [livejournal.com profile] hakuyama just laughed because she knows you don't know what you're in for. So, would you, by any miracle of chance, take off your head phones and turn down TOOL and notice that I've been tugging at your sleeve, and in doing so, would you consider, this a big runon sentence you need to punctuate better, and it you do, then you will know, that we are truly destined for each other, because no one else will have us.

Be my LJ Wife Ed, because I get to be the husband Roy, I proposed first and I'm calling it.

What say you, my itherial, car selling, love?

I'll even use an icon you made to trap entice you. Look, it's the Colonel!

I keep runnig back into this post and fixing spelling errors, see? It's fate!

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO

i.. i dont know what to say! i've been wooed since the days of britney spears icons and fighting over royxed song sets. Without you, i would have never discovered the glory that is FMA. Near-sleepless nights of shark-linking and pedestle-knocking, even offline we are attached via text messaging, and you even put up with my crapass cellphone never accepting your calls.

In the world of internet stardom, you are the brad to my jennifer (you know.. before they split up and stuff..)

How could i possibly refuse?

Yes!

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I die this day and I am reborn anew! *arm over eyes* And although I know you're just avoiding those calls and making the excuse of crappy cell-phoneness, and although my insomnia got even worse during those nights of asking 'Is Ed in it?', I will, now and forever be, your....Brad Pitt, if I have too, if that is what you really want.

I am humbled before you. True LOVE and SNARK conquers all!

Once again, I woo you with your own iconness, although I made you put the words on this one.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
hmm. maybe not so much brad pitt.. i heard he smells and has a small weiner, and that just wont do. you can be the roy to my ed? because both of us being men seems oddly appropriate considering.

lol does this mean i can now use the headache excuse when you want me to beta? lol



and i wasnt avoiding your damn calls! MAY YOU BE REMINDED that i actually GOT OUT OF BED to hold your hand through that one chapter 8 years ago?! you get away with murder, you do! i'm layin down the law right now! lol ED OWNS ROY XD

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I am Roy, and I am so owned, may I kiss your fingertips while you rants at me? May I bury my nose in your blonde locks while you act like your sulking just so I will cuddle you? As Roy you now know my entire existance has been reduced to assuring your happiness and I'm not letting you see under the eye patch anytime soon, no matter how much you whine. This is my way of reminding myself what's coming up in the next chapter. =/

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
yeahoksurefine.

i'm hungry. go make me some spaghetti with meat sauce, i hear youre pretty good at that.




so. whats under the patch, teach?

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
the boogey man, if I take the eyepatch off he might get you, I'll make you spagetti if you lay around on the kitchen table naked while I'm doing it.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
but we EAT off that table! i'm not putting my naked butt on there!

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well alright, you can lay at my feet on the floor, I don't mind.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A CHIHUAHUA-SIZED PIPSQUEAK?!?!

[identity profile] sky-dark.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh not you if that means you would withhold sex.

[identity profile] thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com 2005-08-12 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*scowl* fine.

just remember the damn oil.

*stalks off*

[identity profile] vainglory.livejournal.com 2005-08-25 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
3SOM?