Heh... Makes more sense than mine -- which my random brain supplied when I was sitting at the keyboard, trying to set up an account with ff.net. Considering how completely random my brain can get, I suppose I'm lucky not to be named her_apperatif or something similarly non sequetorish.

It sorta comes from Velvet Hammer, which is an autobody shop I pass by when driving back from Mt. Scott Community Center's indoor pool. I changed the last name to mace to make it, er, more archaic?