K here goes. I'm going to suck.

Ed and Roy are having a showdown, and then Roy is all like "Schwaa" and Ed's like "oh please no!" and then Roy's like "Oh YES. FIAR. *snap*" Everyone else is like "Ho, shit!" and try to get away, using 'Bathroom break' as an excuse. Alphonse can't get away, because, well... he doesn't need to use the bathroom. So he's all like "Ahhh!"

And then LING pops in and is all like "YO!"and Ed's like "OMFG NO. GTFO." and Ling's all like "I love you" and Ed's like. "No. I love Roy." And then Ling CLINGS (Can't spell Cling without Ling. <3) and Ed's all like "Get offff." and Roy's all like "GET AWAY FROM LING." and then Ed's all like "He's clinging on me!!"

Then Roy's all like "How you doin'?" and Ed's all like "HAHA" and Roy's just like. "Why are you laughing at me? D:<" Ed's all "I LOVE LING." and then roy's all like "But he doesn't love you like I do. *carress*" and Edward's all like "Oh okay... Shmex?"

And the two have a lovely night together. <3

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LOL HELLO I SUCK. :D

(Did I type 'like' enough times, btw? x.X Sorry 'bout that.)