“And of course, were we to have a comfort woman here-or man, if that is your preference –“ Drat, no reaction from Edward, other than a general TWITCH at the mention of “comfort” anything. “I should be sure to request they show us the Dance of the Emperor's Jewels.” He winked at the brothers and made a particularly lewd gesture he had picked up from a charming, violent gentleman in a bar. “THAT is a show that no red-blooded Xingian, or Amestrian, should miss out on.”
Re: /me writes linged at you :D