You know this reminds me of the letters I wrote (but never posted) a couple of days ago...

Here's some excerpts:

..... I mean, honestly, I lived almost two lifetimes, don’t I get a chance to get laid? You don’t seem to have that problem with Niisan, every time I turn around the Pirate and him are screwing like newlyweds. Even Falman got a date before I had a chance!...
From Al

..... Ignore Al, his hormones are running rampant. As far as the screwing like newlyweds. I think that is a fair trade for all the things I put up with in Sex Ed Teacher. It’s only right that I finally get to reap the awards from that venture. ....
From Roy

I never did post these, as they got rather lengthy with first Al, then Roy, Ling and finally Armstrong.